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Booze Lightyear Season 1 Episode 31 14 Terrible Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend 2015

Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just found ourselves breaking up with your girlfriend last week. What a mess! She was sobbing and begging us to stay and stuff. It was awful. We'll make sure to never date your girlfriend again; that way we can avoid having to dump her again. Also, she farts in her sleep.

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