This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure why anyone would take an Uber, when we could all be riding pterodactyls to work. In fact, wouldn't life be at least 32% better if we could all be like the Flintstones and ride a dinosaur to get places? No, not like the grumpy Jurassic Park dinosaurs; I mean like the fun cartoony ones that the residents of Bedrock used to use for their slave labor. Awwwww. Now that I'm talking about it, wouldn't life be better if I had a dino slave? :(
